You can’t believe how excited I was when Tiger Woods agreed to give me an interview for the badgolf blog. But, when you think about it, he missed a cut. Where better to give an interview.
We met at a Burger King in downtown Monterey; just a stones throw from Pebble Beach. Tiger wore a black Nike cap, black Nike pullover shirt, and black slacks. He look relaxed and calm as we sat in a bright orange booth seat to have a chat.
BGB: Tiger, I want to thank you so much for agreeing to this interview.
TW: No problem, Rob, anything for you.
BGB: So, Tiger, how did it feel to miss the cut in the Byron Nelson last week?
TW: Guess how much money I have.
TW: Go on, guess.
BGB: 75 million?
TW: Way off.
BGB: More than God.
BGB: But getting back to the point of this interview, Tiger, how did it feel to miss the cut?
TW: Have you ever seen my wife?
BGB: Uh, well, only in pictures. But I want to talk about your performance last week in the Byron Nelson, and how it felt when you missed the cut.
TW: uh huh.
TW: Well, what?
BGB: You’re not answering my question.
TW: Yes I am.
BGB: You are?
TW: Of course I am. Are you stupid or something? Aren’t you listening? Read the transcript. This interview is over.